(Muggle World) Muggles, who by dull definition are unanimously unable to prettily perform mighty magic, have a funny weird way of meaningfully making their little lives less dull.
Now, the new novelty is to put pictures on white walls – but not the finely framed kind, no! These colourful commodities are known as wall tattoos, which means they simply stick to the

weary wallpaper like simple stickers. Which is, basically, what we would clearly call them.
Of course, there are many more iconic items you could dashingly display, but what you need to cleverly keep them hanging high are nails. Muggles making money finding fancy new names could call them wall piercings, probably…
(MF)

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An unexpected guest can definitely turn into a possible pest. Some things can quickly cause these circumstances: the definitely too extended duration of the stay, bad behaviour, or the company of garbage as a gift for the happy hosts. (Please note that in some extreme cases all three circumstances are

fulfilled.) In the chaotic case of the good garbage we definitely draw your attention to the clean and ready recycling centre of your trust. There you can thankfully take any thing that can be recycled – hence the name. This interesting institution also accepts private and public paper, anything working with eccletricity (did you read this, Geronimo) and even compostable garbage. No need noting that we are all in for recycling centre. (MF)

(broompire) “What an amazing audience!” “Yes, Harriet, you are quite right. Millions of people cheering and clapping.” “I think we do have to explain to our audience at home where we are and what we are doing here tonight, Leslie.” “Good point. Well, where are we, Harriet?” “We are in London. To be precise we are in the new stadium for the Olympic Games.” “And it is unbelievably big, isn’t it Harriet.” “Overwhelmingly huge. However, the best thing is that we are not part of the audience.” “No, Harriet is quite right there we are part of the show.”
“To tell the truth, Leslie, we are the show, well not the two of us but our wonderful candidates.” “Yes, those happy few who are left of them and, of course, our jury.” “Yes, Leslie, we proudly present former Ministers of Magic Fudge and Thickness and our very special guest tonight is, who is it, Leslie?” “Harriet, it is the one and only, the wonderful and marvellous, the first and the highest Prime Minister of Great Britain: David Cameron.” “Wow, so the jury is a troupe of colleagues – more or less.” “Yes, tonight it will all stay in the family.”
“By the way, Leslie, what is ‘all’ tonight?” “Tonight we will be the witnesses of the opening of an enormous sports event, probably the biggest of its kind, equalled by none: Our candidates will conduct the opening ceremony of the Olympic Summer Games 2012 in London.” “Yes, dear audience, believe it or not, but broompire managed to get hold of the final rehearsal, stunned some of the main acts, including an obliviate spell here and there and took the remaining candidates to this place.”
”This is a good point to start from, Harriet, we do know our jury but who is left among the candidates?” “Leslie, we have lost some so far still there are enough left to put on an amazing show: Please welcome Brian Cullen and Mike Flatley, Arsenio Crumlum, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger.” “Harriet, they do look particularly nervous tonight. Did they know what they were expecting?” “Yes, Leslie, the producers thought it a bit unfair and therefore they had a month to think of a suitable opening performance.” “A whole month, sure, they used it will and will impress us with the most magical performances we have seen so far by them.” “But hush, the national anthem is played!”
”If that wasn’t moving, I don’t know what is. It brought a river of tears to my eyes. But Harriet you are there with the candidates can you still see them?” “Yes, Leslie, I got my hankie at the ready. The first one to start is Mike Flatley and he will do part of the Riverdance show. He’s quite good, actually, unfortunately, if it is only done by one single person it loses some of its magic."

(broompire) It has already become a tradition and still we are particularly proud to have Britain’s own Muggle Prime Minister as a guest, even more so as it is a very special year seeing the diamond jubilee and the Olympic games.
MF: A very warm welcome to broompire headquarters.
DC: Thanks for having me.
MF: Prime Minister, this year is packed with exciting and important events, how do you keep fit?
DC: Oh, that is an interesting question. Actually, I have a secret recipe.
MF: A secret recipe, well, naturally, this is something you will have to share.
DC: (laughs) Sure, now, you take six organic lemons and 30 cloves of garlic, you mash it and add a litre of water, then you put the whole thing through a sieve. Every evening you take a small glass of it. It’s good for

(London) With a magnificent show the 307th Magical Olympic Games were opened on July 30. Because of the sad lack of a fit Minister for Magic, Cornelius Fudge did the honours.
Traditionally set to coincide with the Muggle Olympic Games to avoid speculation because of funnily-clad strangers, the Magical Olympic Games started with just as much pomp and circumstance as their Muggle counterpart. Her Majesty the Queen and the Muggle Prime Minister David Cameron were guests of honour when the Olympic Flame was lit by an uncommonly pretty Welsh Green dragon. The current Quidditch world champions, the Irish national squad, did a complicated stunt show. Magical sportsmen from all over the world were there, accompanied by their home countries’ most prominent magical creatures.
Celestina Warbeck, celebrated singer, performed the national anthem and everybody in the stands was delighted with the