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The Mighty Cool Muggle Camp Is Mega Success

The upcoming months will virtually witness the cool move to and careful movements in the Muggle Camp. Wonderful viewers terrifically turned the beginning broadcast into a traditional triumph for popular broompire. Some twelve magnificent Magical witches and wizards wildly went into the elegant environment of mildly-tempered Muggles who are constantly close to the obvious Obliviate-spell. The next episodes will merely make the Magical men and women do normal Muggle

things. The carefully chosen candidates constantly get the chance to live leave the camp by clearly calling: “I’m not a Muggle – get me out of here.” While a jovial jury was choosing the worst witch or wizard to say good bye to the show, now it will be the part of the public audience to vote for the worst one. Stay tuned and never miss any of the episodes aired on broompire’s own channel and summarized in this same magazine. (All)

The Muggle Camp: I’m not a Muggle - Get me out of here!

(Bury St. Dorothy) The sleepy village of Bury St. Dorothy, located somewhere in our beautiful country, has turned into the witness of a unique show. This month sees the exchange of niceties and the first task spelling that you have to choose the first candidate who will have to leave the camp pretty soon.
“Harriet, let’s listen to what the candidates had to say to each other.” “Yes, Leslie, let’s drop some eaves.”
“Dolores! It’s so good to see you here!” “Cornelius, I’m glad there will at least be one gentleman in the camp. And with you by my side, there is a high chance of political talk. We might change a nation!”
“Dearest Rita, so you will write about my success in the camp, how nice of you. But of course, we know, that a report about Magical Me will raise the number of your sold copies sky high. Have I told you how I dealt with an extremely ugly giant and managed to get rid of him single-handedly…”
”Lucius, what do you look like?” “Madam Malkin, you are here as well.” “Lucius, where did you get those robes? They are simply horrible!” “Well, I was told that we had to hand in our clothes and therefore I didn’t bother too much about them. Besides, you never know whether you will get them back. I don’t trust these people here at broompire.”
”So you are famous, too. Funny, I’ve never heard of you, Miss Jones.” “Well, Stubby, I’m not surprised that you don’t hear anything thinking of all the noise you make calling it music.”
”The name’s Ludo Bagman, ma’am.” “Ludo Bagman, I think I might have heard your name before. You must excuse me, but ever since I’ve been hit by a blast of Obleviate spells I haven’t been the same. That’s what comes from trying out spells for your books. What was your name again?”
”Next to us stands the man who supposedly is the expert on the topic of Muggles in the Magical world: Arthur Weasley.” “Well, that clearly is too much honour for me. There are hundred of Magical people who know more about our Muggle brothers and sisters than I do.” “You’re being too modest, dear, don’t you agree, Harriet?” “Leslie, he definitely is. And Arthur, do you know how we know?” “Actually, no, Harriet.”
“We’ve got our final 12^th candidate here with us who somehow was lost in our last show. But here she is, fresh as ever and talkative like never before: Irma Pince.!" “Irma Pince has gained fame as the reliable and strict librarian at Hogwarts. And what did she find out during her time there?” “As a matter of fact, I found out that Arthur Weasley was the one to borrow the most books about Muggle life.”
”Madam Pince, it’s my pleasure to have you here!” “Thank you, Arthur.” “Madam Pince, as the librarian of Hogwarts, you certainly have gathered quite a knowledge yourself. How many of the books at Hogwarts’ library have you read yourself?” “All of them – well, there’s not much talking where I work, so you switch to reading. Books really make great friends, you know.”
“So here we have our candidates, all 12 of them now, really.”

“Yes, Leslie, I had told Brian that it was a mistake to fire the head-mathematician of newbroom.” “Well, Harriet, that will teach him a lesson.”
”The first task seems to start. The candidates are gathering in front of a huge pile of clothes. Do you know what it is there for, Leslie?” “As a matter of fact I do, Harriet. The candidates have to choose the best outfit for their excursion to the Muggle world.” “They should choose a style that disguises their life as Magical folk and helps them keep a low profile.” “Quite challenging…”
”They are finished now, let’s have a look what they have put on, Leslie.” “Harriet, I can spot some quite illustrious outfits there.” “The one sticking out most is certainly the colourful and glittering overall of Gilderoy Lockhart.” “I chose it because it goes well with my eyes.” Wink wink “Unfortunately, this is one of the stage costumes of a guy called Elvis.” “Dolores is as pretty as ever and you would believe that she stuck to one of her own outfits, however, she has proven taste and chose one of the pink Queen outfits.”
”In Cornelius you are not mistaken, he really stuck to one of his own outfits.” “It is a Muggle outfit.” “Lucius appears in even darker colours than usually. His choice is the garment of an undertaker.” “Stubby, I’m afraid you chose an outfit for the wrong sex.” “But I thought it was a kilt.” “Actually, it’s a girl’s school uniform.” “Cool!”
”Arthur looks quite nice in his decent coloured check suit.” “He looks quite the gentleman he is.” Blush “Madam Malkin that looks as if you came directly from the stage of a ballet.” “Yes, it is pretty, isn’t it. I like it so much I’m already planning a new collection using this style.” “Ludo, dressed all in white with a nice accessory, what is it, Leslie? “It is a stethoscope, a tool that Muggle doctors are using.”
”Gwenog, how nice. That makes you look 10 years younger.” "Well, Leslie, no wonder, it is the outfit of a US teenager.” “But she can wear anything!” “Madam Pince, you do look lovely in your banker outfit, just as strict as ever.” "Rita, that is at least different. What is it Harriet.” “I think it’s some sort of costume for Halloween or Carnival. What does the tag say?” “The tag reads: £99, no only kidding. It’s a Snowwhite outfit. That’s nice whatever happened to the seven dwarfs.” “And finally pretty Miranda in a stylish suit for ladies that has never been fashionable but also never been out of fashion.”
”Please, do make up your minds.” “Yes, Leslie, do you already know who you want to see leave the show?” “Harriet, I’m not quite sure, yet, what about you?” “No, Leslie, me neither.” “Well, if you have made up your minds already, please do send in an owl, letting us know who should leave the show.”
Stay tuned for next month’s edition when it will be revealed who has to leave the camp before getting even into it. And make sure to find out everything about the house in which our candidates will have to spend the next couple of months. (HKS&LPG)

Flattering Me

(Bury St Dorothy) Probably one of the most renowned wizards of the Magical world has taken his and our time not only to take part in broompire’s new show The Muggle Camp. I'm not a Muggle - Get me out of here! but also in this interview. He is accompanied by his beautiful wife Glenda. We’re writing – of course – about Gilderoy Lockhart.
nB: It’s an honour to have both of you with us today. Glenda you have never been prettier and Gilderoy the same goes for you, too. What is the secret of your natural beauty?
GL: Oh, you’re flattering me! Actually, the secret of my natural beauty is that it is natural. Not many can claim to possess this gift of nature.
nB: Why did you decide to join your fellow-candidates in the Muggle Camp?

GL: This is just the kind of experience I enjoy having. It makes you grow larger than life and to tell you the truth the other candidates will be glad to have their Gilderoy with them!
nB: Is there anything you would never do in the Muggle Camp?
GL: No, if you join such a show, you must be ready to do anything.
nB: Who do you think is most qualified to win the title of King or Queen of the Muggle Camp?
GL: You must be joking. Who else could be more entitled to win than Magical Me?
nB: Glenda, you’re married to one of the most famous wizards that has ever lived, what is the thing you adore most about him?
GL: Well, there are so many things that come to my mind: courage,

elegance and so on but the one quality I could not imagine my husband without is his incomparable modesty.
nB: Was this also the thing that made you fall in love with him?
GL: Oh, he was so dashing, no one could have resisted him!
nB: You will have to make do without your husband for the next couple of months, what is the thing you will miss most during this time?
GL: His narrations. You must know that my husband is a very good story-teller, however, I will Magical tape all episodes and then I can switch him on whenever I like.
nB: Thank you!
And if you can’t get enough of glamorous Gilderoy Lockhart, do as Glenda does and don’t miss any of the episodes. (MF)

Sudoku

			8	2	7
	1					3	7
9	7
7	6					4
			5					7
4			7			6
				7
		3				7
		7	2	8		1		9

This will be pretty tricky, Severus!

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