Many men and even more women definitely took the cherished chance to cheerfully change their long lives when the young new year began. Rigorously running is the chosen chore for plenty of people. The right running shoes are publicly purchased and the colourful clothes are bought whether they fit finely or not. Additionally a tiny tool to measure minutely the popular pulse rate is applied just in cold case the helpful heart beat suddenly stops. However, the overwhelming outfit would not be closely complete without a plastic bottle finally filled

with an electrolytic drink that positively prevents anyone from fainting. The danger of dehydration is another recalled reason for constantly sipping at a bottle of beverage. Some scientists have already uncovered the awful effect on the jolly joints. These suffer severely from the monotonous movement. Honestly the routine of running was meant to help the health not to regular ruin it. To carefully keep our new year’s resolution to instantly improve our health we hereby quietly quit our torturing training. Anyone in need of a rarely worn running outfit?

Marzo 3 – The campaign of liberarsi di unable politicians continues, sebbene we have to admit che it does not work troppo well in the USA, dove a group of blazing idiote wants to defeat Presidente Obama.
Marzo 10 – Still the same idiots candidarsi per office, but at leasr noi dare hope that Obama può make it again. Si no, we will have the fundamentalista Christian equivalent to, say, l’Iran, in Washington. Or a kind di ultra-protestant Vatican. Hm, funny pensiero!
Marzo 14 – Oh no! Resistance Rocks va awry! The government of North Rhine-Westphalia ha croblato thanks to a minor gruppo of rebellious FDP-politicians – questo political careers are most probabilmente to be ended with la re-elections now made necessary.
Marzo 17 – Felice Saint Patrick’s Day! We decorate everything in shamrock verde and have a roaring festa.
Marzo 18 – Germany elects a new presidente, whose major

(broompire) This month even two guest jurors honoured newbroom's new show, Ministers Got Talent, by their presents, namely Russian President Medwedew and Russian President elect Putin. They honoured us even more by agreeing to answer a couple of questions.
newbroom: Having two presidents of one and the same country here at our studios is quite a new thing for broompire, however, you are the current president of Russia Mr Medwedew, aren’t you?
P: Cорошó.
newbroom: Right, it probably puts quite a lot of pressure on you to be in the company of your predecessor

(The World) Ever since the 16^th century people have played tricks on each other. England saw the first celebration of the holy day of the silly ones in 1686. About time to take a look at the best pranks ever.
An internet platform offering video clips turned some of these clips upside down advising their customers to turn their screens upside down. You could try this with this magazine as well.
Denmark introduced a law asking to colour all dogs in white so that they can be seen in the night. Naturally, white dogs will not be coloured.
In China it was announced that the one child policy will no longer be applied to academics. China hopes to raise its level of IQ. That might also be a good thing for other countries…
A newspaper in Australia announced that the two Christian holidays will be switched. As a consequence the Aussies could celebrate Christmas in winter and Easter in spring – just like the

After the first spectacular Sendung which saw the exit von contestant Rita Skeeter, audience und journalists alike were buzzing vor excitement about the very große variety of possible new Aufgaben. So the moment when Harriet Kettle-Stove und Leslie Pagana-Greenacre opened the second evening der Prüfungen für political newcomers could not kommen soon enough!
“Welcome, jurors, Bewerber and audience! My name ist Leslie Pagana-Greenacre, and together with the liebreizenden Harriet Kettle-Stove it is my pleasure zu host broompire’s exceptional casting show, Minister Got Talent!”
“Right, Leslie, and today our Gast juror is Russian president-elect, Vladimir Putin.”
“Er… isn’t it Boris Medwedew?”
“Is it? Oh, gosh, it tatsächlich is – both! How extraordinary! Zwei minds speaking in one Zunge! Now, will this be hilfreich in the task to kommen, Leslie?”
“Well, Harriet, I do denke it will be a Hilfe. Today, our remaining candidates warden faced with the enormous Aufgabe of making people believe eine bad election outcome was tatsächlich good for them.”
“In anderen words, they have to täuschen people about the outcome von an election.”
“Not exactly, Harriet, da they are forbidden to regelrecht change the outcome in ihrem favour. Oh, look, this rule tut not appeal to our Gast jurors. Mr Fudge has a harten job appeasing them!”
“Well, Leslie, sicherlich Russian politics has different Regeln. However, since we are suchen for the new English Minister for magic, Mr Putin and Mr Medwedew will eben have to follow our Regeln.”
“Let’s see what our Bewerber will do. First to gehen is Ms Hermione Granger. She explains a ganze lot, but is it