Leslie Pagana-Greenacre had just left our poor group of journalists when a new name was mildly mentioned as a new member of our exclusive cirlce of quite critical quick-quote-quill users. Usually, you don't choose new editors easily, however, happy Agatha surely is the coolest choice for our good group. Agatha earlier has been employed by many magazines some of which you might even know. She is certainly specialized in the fine field of gladly giving good advice to the asking.

Major manipulation anonymously uncovered: The last little awful election was openly overshadowed by the deliberate decision of evil editors to finally fake the welcome voting. Bad Brian and mean Mike awkwardly announced that the wise winner of the public poll would willingly be any either of the two. Still, there were some seven cool candidates cunningly chosen by the evil editors. Truly, two of this exposed elite actually were boring Brian and mild Mike.

The total of the two carelessly claimed to be absolutely able to wickedly win this eventful election by being weirdly worse than any other of the collected candidates. Then finally followed a detailed description of their dreadful deeds of course, they also had a rapid record of the wonderful virtues of their opposing opponents. In the end the definite decision was quite clear: You simply had to select the two. This surely sounds like a serious scandal! (ALL)

(Hollybush House) Just before our gardening expert Leslie Pagana-Greenacre managed to move to complete oblivion, we sent our dearest editors - as if we had any others than the two - out to talk to her one last time. Fortunately, they were clever enough to ask the right questions and unfortunately, Leslie was polite enough to answer them.
newbroom: Leslie, you're leaving the team of newbroom and as a farewell present you got an extremely long article. What do we get?
LPG: Okay, first of all, I have to tell you that I really liked the article you put up.
newbroom: Yeah, right, of course you do, no distraction from the main point: what do we get in return?
LPG: Actually, I thought of sharing some of my latest plants with you. Over there is a bowl filled with seeds and soil. Some of the plants which will hatch are yours.
newbroom: Plants...great. Everyone according to his talents.
LPG: Why did I get an article then?
newbroom: So, what will you be up to in the next couple of months?

newbroom: Sure as hell we do. He was teaching Defence Against The Dark Arts.
LPG: Exactly
newbroom: So, are there any chances of seeing you one day as the teacher of huddled masses yearning to be free?
LPG: Rather highly Unlikely. I'll leave the kids to Patience. Though, Severus is sharing the one or the other good idea what you can do with those kids. He's really creative in this respect.
newbroom: You're, of course, referring to the new and the old Potions Master as Hogwarts.
LPG: Yes, of course.
newbroom: However, there will be a chance of seeing you around our office every now and then, won't there?
LPG: Sure. I'll drop in every now and then.
newbroom: Good, you're always welcome to water the plants and to cut them and to mow the lawn...
And so a happy lot returned from its visit to Hollybush House. Even the plants in the office were quite relieved when Geronimo printed out the news. (BC&MF)

(Our Headoffice) Journalists are of nature interested in words and therefore it will come as no surprise to you that we here at newbroom not only watch our own language but also that of our visitors and slaves.
As regular readers of newbroom you will be aware that while Geronimo tends to use what we would call stronger language, our slaves are quite confident to use polite expressions, as for ourselves, we are pretty good at using the appropriate vocabulary for every situation.
However, the other day a handyman was our guest – well, guest is not exactly the right word: he had to work and not even we here at newbroom make our guests work – usually, that is at least.
This handyman had to repair the heating system. It was quite an old system and had needed a replacement for at least the last ten years. We her at newbroom wouldn’t like to create the impression that we eavesdrop on our guests – but we did anyway – and besides, he was no guest anyway.
It was pretty hard to overhear, your honour! Let us explain the situation in a little more detail: The handyman not only used a lot

(Hogsmeade) In the seventh year broom and newbroom have been published, a surprising move not unlike the one that made Pius Thicknesse Minister for Magic shocks the Wizarding World. After loads of so far fruitless attempts to gain eternal glory in the ranks of stumbling mischief-makers and really evil sorcerers, Brian Cullen and Mike Flatley were both elected Best Bad Boy! They drew even in the last minute before elections ended, and so you, dear reader, will be rewarded for your vote by a year of startling revelations of shocking secrets in the lives of the most magnificent editors ever.
This month, we will open the first page of the enticing book of Brian's and Mike's life stories.
Chapter 1: How it all began
It might be hard to imagine, but even such eminent personages as Brian Cullen and Mike Flatley once were children. Curiously enough, the two grew up in very different parts of the British Isles and only got to know each other at school. However, since this will be part of another chapter, let us take a look at the family abodes in Ireland and Scotland.
Michael Sean Flatley, better known as Mike, grew up in a very small village in the county of Connemara in the Republic of Ireland. He is an only child of the only magical couple in said village. As everyone knows, the Irish are not afraid of magic, so the Flatleys never saw much need for concealment. Therefore little Mike rode his toy broomstick when exploring the countryside with the villages kids on their bikes, he let slugs