Terrible terror threats are shakingly shattering our wonderful world. Almost every capital city is endangered by the bad bombings but recent rumours secretly say that soon some other cities will be an attacked aim. Polite politicians attentively asked the sad citizens to immediately ignore this immanent evil and to gladly go on living the wild way they did before. No wrong worries can clearly keep any cool citizen from inevitably

(Headquarters) Yes, it is that time of the year again, when the first snowflakes cover the damp earth with a white layer ad you have to vote yet again for a new newbroom’s next best bad boy. So mice at the ready!
By now it has become a well-known and dearly-loved tradition to vote for a particularly bad guy whose story will be featured in the course of the next year in your favourite magazine. So far only mildly bad guys have won while the chief makers of trouble, namely Brian Cullen and Mike Flatley, were only playing a minor role.
However, this year this is going to change as we will confront you with some details of the bad lives of all the seven candidates. This simply must lead to either Brian or Mike winning the election!
Brian’s and Mike’s lives are so much interwoven that it is hard to tell who does what or in fact who does anything at all. Then again there are some rumours which are accompanied by proofs of various sort that the two are responsible for the fall of some prime and other ministers in various countries and on various levels.
They are also quite famous for treating their slaves badly, namely to stand behind one of them right at this moment, dictating this article and pointing their wands threateningly at her to ensure that she types whatever they say. Rest assured that they wouldn’t hesitate a split-second to do harm to her if it was necessary.

(The World) Having been pissed off with bikes we did decide to put another means of transport into our focus: the zeppelin. So please do read on to find out why we here at broom are pissed off with zeppelins, too.

The Zeppelin NT Disaster – this should have told us all! In fact, it did tell us all, only, we didn’t know that we would become part of this. Relaxed we fell back into our chairs while one of our slaves started to tell us about a project of hers. Then again, project isn’t the right word. The right word is – catastrophe.
Picture this: We, that is Brian and Mike, are sitting in a zeppelin. A zeppelin is one of these cigar shaped sky ships, most famously, the Hindenburg. Brian is a cook and Mike is a hair-dresser. This in itself must lead to a catastrophe, however, this is not disaster enough for our slave.
So, please do picture this: The zeppelin is losing height fast and steadily. Something broke during the cruise over the ocean. Anyone in their right minds would use a bit of magic now. Even we did consider this. As a consequence we are reminded that we are only a Muggle cook and a Muggle hair-dresser.

Now, every child knows that there are magical cooks and magical hair-dressers, but not so our slave. It’s quite obvious now why she’s only a slave, isn’t it. She wants us to pretend to be a Muggle cook and a Muggle hair-dresser.
After everything that can be carried and thrown out has been carried and thrown out, the zeppelin is still sinking. It’s quite obvious that one of you has to jump out in order to save the others – slave says.
She explains to us that none of the crew members can jump out because all of them will be needed to carry out the necessary repairs. How are you going to defend yourself and stay on the zeppelin. She doesn’t even offer the choice of jumping just to save the rest of the lot. Slave knows us well.
As anything which could be used to defend ourselves has already gone the way of all flesh, namely down, we would use our fists to be spared. Slave is shaking her head. We were spoiling the whole thing she told us. In fact she has spoiled our journey and now we seem to be losing height – oh my Merlin, are we going to crash. Landing? Oh, what a relieve… (BC&MF)

(The Magical World) In the last edition of newbroom you found out that Greg did everything in his power to ensure the Dark Lord of his loyalty and reliability. And that he soon rose to the same rank as his father. You also learned that there was a certain teacher fighting side by side with them, however, that should be no reason for you to vote for him in the upcoming election.
Severus Snape at least did one good deed when he assured Lord Voldemort, or good old Voldi how we here at newbroom like to call him, that Greg was to be nowhere near the final strike. Greg simply had to stay at home.
Just imagine that: you feel like the most loyal servant of your master and he tells you to stay home, stay home coordinating the wounded people who return from the battle.
At first - as you can imagine - Greg was quite angry and argued a lot with anyone who didn’t hide fast enough or raised his wand to stun him. Fortunately, his father finally told him to shut up and to do whatever he was told by the Dark Lord. Greg resignated and stopped arguing. Inwardly, he cursed (one of the unforgivable curses) all the world and wished that they all were dead.