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Sweet Sadness

This certain season surely sees several sad smiles as some poor people are powerfully overpowered by perfect pity for for … unfortunately, no one knows the neutral nature of this mad mood. Some scientists seriously think that there is a little link linking the atmosphere outside with our own atmosphere inside. Good conditions are carelessly confirmed by clever cheerfulness while wet weather will welcome our worrying weakness. Simple strategies are secretly thought up such as musing over moody

melodies or repeating pitiful poems, however, have these ever helped? No, naturally not. Instead insist on interesting incidents of terrific tunes, lovely lyrics and a heap of happy humour! There are several thousand sad songs, most melodies are moody so this task will take a terrible lot of time. Search your selected CDs, restlessly roam through the rocky radio stations until you hear a happy humming in which you can jokingly join. Show a smile, sigh sadly and be happy for evermore!

Another Attractive August

The sunny sun has definitely decided to dutifully dwell above our happy heads. After an awful June and a jolly July, an attractive August obviously overwhelms all. Selected sun beams brilliantly bring bright days and dandy nights not needing any helpful heating. Mad mosquitoes are made terribly drowsy and fantastically forget to stunningly sting us. Successful snails are surely sedated by the dry days and daringly die in the angry attempt to aggressively attack and eagerly eat plenty plants.

Fantastic flowers brightly bloom in the green garden. Good gardeners really relax and are reliably relieved. Beautiful sun bathers search for big sun beams secretly browning the skin. Happy holidays are hopefully hovering in the August air as sunny summer safely changes to phenomenal fall. Lovely leaves become brown and finally float down to the damp earth. Early evenings, nighty nights, warm winds, soft sun, marvellous moments, perfect paradise. (All)

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July 01 The weather is gorgeous. There's so much warmth and sunshine, it's quite unbelievable. We love our office garden!
July 04 The weather is still very warm. Working gets more and more difficult. Perhaps we should conjure up some umbrellas to protect us from the sun.
July 10 We've got major sunburns. We decided to cover up our office and let the sun in only in the very early morning hours. Our plants might not like that, but it does help with working. And we plan our annual holidays.
July 15 Okay, we give up. It is officially too hot to work. Even the ghastly snails and slugs stay in the soil - wisely so, they'd only shrivel up if they came out.
July 20 Is it already time to start the final draft of the next edition of broom? Urgh, in this heat!! 
July 28 We managed to get ourselves up and do some work, despite travelling. Looks okay to us. broom's done - and we are done for. But we would do anything for broom, of course.

Outstanding Octopus Oracle

(Germany) This World Championship in South Africa certainty had more than just one surprising winner. Not only was a European team able to collect the trophy – well at least a copy of it – on another continent, not only did Spain win the cup (and saucer, we assume, maybe even a teaspoon …) for the first time, but one astonishing animal was able to predict the correct outcome of all German matches and even the final.
Paul the octopus (an animal with four arms and four legs and never even remotely related to the pus on your lap) had never ever even seen a football match before when he was persuaded to make a guess about the winner of the upcoming match of the German team and still he was right. He was right every single time he guessed and by doing so scored more points than Brian and Mike together.
As witches and wizards you will certainly ask this one question: Who would ever choose an octopus for an animagus? We do have to admit that we don’t know. Fact is that it seems very likely considering the results of the octopus. At least we thought so until we had talked to our head mathematician.
“The probability to guess correctly: 50% if you have to decide between two teams,” our head mathematician explained. He also added that the chance of guessing correctly remained 50% on the previous guesses had no influence on the future guesses.
“It’s as if you have to balls (don’t think about it). One is red and one is green (still don’t think about it). If you draw one blindly from a box, you have a 50% chance that it is green and

a 50% chance that it is red – and a 100% chance that it is either green or red.” Highly boring but he still went on. “Let’s imagine you have 8 boxes with one red and one green ball each (don’t think about it). Every time you draw one ball blindly from one of the boxes you have a 50% chance of red respectively green – no matter what you had drawn before.” We do have to admit that we have tried and we still don’t understand.
So much for the different games but what about the eight correct guesses? “We asked. “Let’s assume that drawing he green ball blindly means that the octopus has guessed correctly. Instead of saying that the chance is 50% we could also say it is ½ as ½ is the same as 50%. Now we have to multiply the probabilities of the first two drawings: ½ x ½ = ¼. The probability for two correct guesses is ¼.
For three correct guesses we have to calculate ¼ x ½ which makes 1/8 and so on. In the we have a probability of 1/256. This means that you have to draw 256 times to get 1 chain of eight times green. The probability – by the way – doesn’t change for any of the 256 different combinations.” We were quite puzzled after this.
“Paul has four arms and four legs doesn’t that make any difference?” We asked. Without saying another word our head mathematician left. He probably wanted to do some more calculations. 1 out of 256 – that’s still quite good. As the Germans only managed to win the bronze medal the chances that Paul will live to guess for the European Championship are less than 1%. (All)

Hit the Snail!

(Our Office) As all our attentive readers know, we re-designed our office as a garden. Gardens have a nearly therapeutic function at times: They offer an oasis of tranquillity in these troubled times. However, some garden-inhabitants are hellbent on disturbing the bucolean peace.
Surely you, too, encountered the creatures we are referring to: Snails. They look so innocent and helpless when they slowly creep along. It seems as if they could never do any harm, or at least come too late to accomplish any mischief. But whenever you plant some nice new plants, possibly carefully nurtured until they looked sturdy enough to survive outside a sheltered room, snails are lurking to give in to their dark desires.
In a matter of one night, nothing is left of your plants but sad empty stems. There is not much to do against the slimy enemy: You can try to make them drown themselves in beer or poison them somehow. But neither method is effective.
We thought of something fast, effective and entirely natural. Our idea is, basically, "hit the snail". Of course it is highly impractical to wait up for the snail to beat it with a shovel or the like. Besides, it would be cruel and downright disgusting. No, we thought of using natural resources: lightning!

As everybody knows, snails come out when it rains. Coincidentally, it always rains when there is a thunderstorm. We can therefore logically conclude that snails creep up during a thunderstorm. Imagine how great it would be if lightning hit the nails, electrocuted them and leave them dead. Fast, natural, good for the plants - as this illustration shows:

You see, there is a way to win over the snails. Never give in - remember that, here and in any other case, Resistance Rocks! (BC&MF)

Travelling Tales: A Lesson A Day Keeps Death Eaters Away

Excerpt of Mike’s Diary
(On Holiday) This year we’ve learnt quite a lot and naturally tried to pass our newly gathered knowledge on ton our dear readers, however, this time we’d like to present a short excerpt of Mike’s diarey so that you know what really is important – not only on holiday:

Dear diary,

Today was a very exciting day: Our food supplies had almost vanished into thin air (or fat bellies). So far we had managed something: being among Muggles every day not doing any magic, we even somehow managed to survive the ladybirds, but hunger, well, impossible!

We are soon about to leave this beautiful country with all of its windmills                                                                        photo: UF
Again we stepped into a muggle shop and we shopped as if there was no tomorrow, actually, that probably is what advertisers would have wanted. As specialists in the field of Muggles we resisted.
Eating, however, is something we cannot resist and therefore we went out for a bite of lunch. We had rolls with chicken and

shrimps. Delicious. For the afternoon we had decided to take the ferry to a nearby island. It’s a beautiful place. Picture this: An island nearby the coast, an island which doesn’t allow any cars, an island inhabited by horses and tourists.
And we now can claim that we not only know the way from the ferry to the beach, but also from the beach to the next pharmacy and we even know how to get to the doctors from there – not that we needed her, luckily!
Unfortunately, one of us got sick on the island. She felt quite bad and looked rather pale. She is a very strong-minded girl and refused to accept any help, but luckily we are quite strong-minded ourselves.

Where will we be going after this fantastic holiday?                                                                         photo: UF
Our first way led us to the pharmacy where we – unable to get any bezoars leave alone any potions – bought Muggle pills. Where is professor Snape when you need him?
Our friend agreed to at least try the pills and – pet yourselves on the back Muggles – they worked. We were quite relieved to see our friend fit and well again the next day. Her only concern was that she had ruined our day but we know well that she would have dome the same and more for us. After all that’s what friends are for. And therefore, the lesson that we’ve learnt on that day is that it is good to be a friend. (Mike).

 

newbroom's Next Best Bad Boy Board

The last edition of broom revealed that professor Snape had caught Greg in the act of doing very evil dark magic, however, he did not punish the boy. Read on and find out whether Greg used this second chance which had been given to him.
It was Greg’s sixth term. He discovered a new field of interest: Girls. Actually, he had never cared much about girls. He had been much too busy to notice any young beauty around him. As wise readers of broom you will be well aware that it takes two to tango. The young beauties around him had not yet exactly noticed Greg.
This provided him with enough with enough time to select the right candidate. This turned out to be harder than he had thought: The most beautiful also was the most talkative. That was no go for the rather quiet Greg, then again, next to her even Xantippa Fudge appears rather quiet.
Another pretty girl was obsessed with Quidditch or maybe it was only the team captain and ot so much the game itself.

Others simply were as girls at that age are like and as Greg was not in the least like boys at his age were he was not at all interested in such a girl.
He used his time well and studied the girls like he studied all the things he was interested in. he soon realized that there wasn’t one single perfect girl around Hogwarts. At least not perfect for him.
He decided to do with less for a start and so his eyes fell on a fifth year, a certain Anne Symmons. He knew well that bad blood was running through her veins. He probably knew more about it than she did herself.
He didn’t even care that she was a Gryffindor but that she was constantly hanging around with Patience Wood, a real Quidditch fanatic, and hat mudblood – sorry Muggleborn – Hengist Alret displeased him greatly.
Find out in the next edition of newbroom’s Next Best Bad Boy Board whether he tried to win Anne’s heart and if so whether he succeeded.

Crossword Puzzle

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3    II X   4  5 
       
6  7XI   8         
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11  VI       XII        
     
       
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III  
14        VII     V  
Across
1 put this in front of a 'gryff' and you are either flying or eaten
3 hopefully underneath
6 can fly especially when it is a turquoise Ford Anglia
8 particularly wet
10 used on Across 8 or in Down 5
11 another means of flying
12
means of disappearing
14
means of driving
Down
1 usually drawn by horses (spelled backwards)
2 special train (two words)
4
young Sirius had one which could fly
5
almost everywhere around us
7
means of showing up
9 not good against fleas
13 if there's no other means of transport, you will have to use this

The looked for phrase:
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I        II          III     IV        IV      III    V      VI         VII   III      VIII  IX     X      XI     IV

____ ____V ____ ____ ____ ____!
XII    I             I        VI     V      XII


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