Sweet Sadness
This certain season surely sees several sad smiles as some poor people are powerfully overpowered by perfect pity for for … unfortunately, no one knows the neutral nature of this mad mood. Some scientists seriously think that there is a little link linking the atmosphere outside with our own atmosphere inside. Good conditions are carelessly confirmed by clever cheerfulness while wet weather will welcome our worrying weakness. Simple strategies are secretly thought up such as musing over moody |
melodies or repeating pitiful poems, however, have these ever helped? No, naturally not. Instead insist on interesting incidents of terrific tunes, lovely lyrics and a heap of happy humour! There are several thousand sad songs, most melodies are moody so this task will take a terrible lot of time. Search your selected CDs, restlessly roam through the rocky radio stations until you hear a happy humming in which you can jokingly join. Show a smile, sigh sadly and be happy for evermore! |
The sunny sun has definitely decided to dutifully dwell above our happy heads. After an awful June and a jolly July, an attractive August obviously overwhelms all. Selected sun beams brilliantly bring bright days and dandy nights not needing any helpful heating. Mad mosquitoes are made terribly drowsy and fantastically forget to stunningly sting us. Successful snails are surely sedated by the dry days and daringly die in the angry attempt to aggressively attack and eagerly eat plenty plants. |
Fantastic flowers brightly bloom in the green garden. Good gardeners really relax and are reliably relieved. Beautiful sun bathers search for big sun beams secretly browning the skin. Happy holidays are hopefully hovering in the August air as sunny summer safely changes to phenomenal fall. Lovely leaves become brown and finally float down to the damp earth. Early evenings, nighty nights, warm winds, soft sun, marvellous moments, perfect paradise. (All) |
newbroom-e-gram
July 01 The weather is gorgeous. There's so much warmth
and sunshine, it's quite unbelievable. We love our office garden!
July 04 The weather is still very warm. Working gets more and more difficult. Perhaps we should conjure up some umbrellas to protect us from the sun. July 10 We've got major sunburns. We decided to cover up our office and let the sun in only in the very early morning hours. Our plants might not like that, but it does help with working. And we plan our annual holidays. |
July 15 Okay, we give up. It is officially too hot to
work. Even the ghastly snails and slugs stay in the soil - wisely so,
they'd only shrivel up if they came out. July 20 Is it already time to start the final draft of the next edition of broom? Urgh, in this heat!! July 28 We managed to get ourselves up and do some work, despite travelling. Looks okay to us. broom's done - and we are done for. But we would do anything for broom, of course. |
Outstanding Octopus Oracle
(Germany) This World Championship in South Africa certainty had
more than just one surprising winner. Not only was a European team able to
collect the trophy – well at least a copy of it – on another continent, not
only did Spain win the cup (and saucer, we assume, maybe even a teaspoon …)
for the first time, but one astonishing animal was able to predict the
correct outcome of all German matches and even the final. |
a 50% chance that it is red – and a 100% chance that it is either green or red.”
Highly boring but he still went on. “Let’s imagine you have 8 boxes with one red
and one green ball each (don’t think about it). Every time you draw one ball
blindly from one of the boxes you have a 50% chance of red respectively green –
no matter what you had drawn before.” We do have to admit that we have tried and
we still don’t understand. So much for the different games but what about the eight correct guesses? “We asked. “Let’s assume that drawing he green ball blindly means that the octopus has guessed correctly. Instead of saying that the chance is 50% we could also say it is ½ as ½ is the same as 50%. Now we have to multiply the probabilities of the first two drawings: ½ x ½ = ¼. The probability for two correct guesses is ¼. For three correct guesses we have to calculate ¼ x ½ which makes 1/8 and so on. In the we have a probability of 1/256. This means that you have to draw 256 times to get 1 chain of eight times green. The probability – by the way – doesn’t change for any of the 256 different combinations.” We were quite puzzled after this. “Paul has four arms and four legs doesn’t that make any difference?” We asked. Without saying another word our head mathematician left. He probably wanted to do some more calculations. 1 out of 256 – that’s still quite good. As the Germans only managed to win the bronze medal the chances that Paul will live to guess for the European Championship are less than 1%. (All) |
Hit the Snail!
(Our Office) As all our attentive readers know, we
re-designed our office as a garden. Gardens have a nearly therapeutic
function at times: They offer an oasis of tranquillity in these troubled
times. However, some garden-inhabitants are hellbent on disturbing the
bucolean peace. |
As everybody knows, snails come out when it rains.
Coincidentally, it always rains when there is a thunderstorm. We can
therefore logically conclude that snails creep up during a thunderstorm.
Imagine how great it would be if lightning hit the nails, electrocuted
them and leave them dead. Fast, natural, good for the plants - as this
illustration shows: You see, there is a way to win over the snails. Never give in - remember that, here and in any other case, Resistance Rocks! (BC&MF) |
Excerpt of Mike’s Diary
Dear diary, |
shrimps. Delicious. For the
afternoon we had decided to take the ferry to a nearby island. It’s a
beautiful place. Picture this: An island nearby the coast, an island which
doesn’t allow any cars, an island inhabited by horses and tourists. And we now can claim that we not only know the way from the ferry to the beach, but also from the beach to the next pharmacy and we even know how to get to the doctors from there – not that we needed her, luckily! Unfortunately, one of us got sick on the island. She felt quite bad and looked rather pale. She is a very strong-minded girl and refused to accept any help, but luckily we are quite strong-minded ourselves. Where will we be going after this fantastic holiday? photo: UF Our first way led us to the pharmacy where we – unable to get any bezoars leave alone any potions – bought Muggle pills. Where is professor Snape when you need him? Our friend agreed to at least try the pills and – pet yourselves on the back Muggles – they worked. We were quite relieved to see our friend fit and well again the next day. Her only concern was that she had ruined our day but we know well that she would have dome the same and more for us. After all that’s what friends are for. And therefore, the lesson that we’ve learnt on that day is that it is good to be a friend. (Mike). |
newbroom's Next Best Bad Boy Board
The last edition of broom revealed that professor Snape had caught Greg
in the act of doing very evil dark magic, however, he did not punish the
boy. Read on and find out whether Greg used this second chance which had
been given to him. |
Others simply were as girls at that age are like and as Greg was
not in the least like boys at his age were he was not at all interested in
such a girl. He used his time well and studied the girls like he studied all the things he was interested in. he soon realized that there wasn’t one single perfect girl around Hogwarts. At least not perfect for him. He decided to do with less for a start and so his eyes fell on a fifth year, a certain Anne Symmons. He knew well that bad blood was running through her veins. He probably knew more about it than she did herself. He didn’t even care that she was a Gryffindor but that she was constantly hanging around with Patience Wood, a real Quidditch fanatic, and hat mudblood – sorry Muggleborn – Hengist Alret displeased him greatly. Find out in the next edition of newbroom’s Next Best Bad Boy Board whether he tried to win Anne’s heart and if so whether he succeeded. |
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Down 1 usually drawn by horses (spelled backwards) 2 special train (two words) 4 young Sirius had one which could fly 5 almost everywhere around us 7 means of showing up 9 not good against fleas 13 if there's no other means of transport, you will have to use this |
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