A very weary week was wasted by the British ballot baron, the Prime Minister. An awfully awesome occasion occurred after the other. Terrible things turn out to tread in three – this time the terrible things turn out to tread in in thirty.
The poor premier was pained by painstaking pain. He should chase the chance of cheering charms changing the general chagrin.

Dear readers, we here at broom devote a lot of our time to diving into the dictionaries and deepnesses of our language. Every now and then we stumble over a special particularity, however, instead of standing up again and brushing the dust from our knees, we here at broom remain lying on the ground and watch and wonder.
And so it happened that we came across the fact that ‘day breaks’ and ‘night falls’. Many interesting questions arise from

this, for example, who breaks the day and who lets the night fall? Come to think of it, who mends the day and who picks the night up so that they can break respectively fall again? Unfortunately, we here at bright broom have no additional answers.
If you happen to know a bit about language, please do contact broom, we desperately need someone to proofread our articles. (ALL)

(The World…Of The Supernatural) At this time of the year magazines and newspapers are stuffed with horoscopes which are telling you what the new year will be like. We here at broom set forth to find out more of the art that is hidden behind astrology. Sybill Trelawney was kind enough to answer a couple of questions.
ST: I, of course, knew that you would come here to ask me a couple of questions.
broom: Really, that is amazing. Tell us more!
ST: I like to call it the gift.
broom: Very creative.
ST: Didn’t you want to ask some questions?
broom: Oh, sure, we only thought you already knew what we wanted to ask and could answer right away.

broom: Right, next question. You’re providing the horrorscopes for 2010 which are featured in this edition of broom. How did you find out what will happen to the different star signs throughout the upcoming year?
ST: The stars told me all about it.
broom: The stars, yeah, who else. Do you sometimes use a phrase like “I spy with my little eye…”?
ST: No, of course not!
broom: What a pity. What do you see for broom?
ST: I can see that someone is leaving…
As usual Sybill was right. The reporter of your favourite broom left her private chamber in Hogwarts. Read Sybill’s horrorscopes below and decide for yourselves whether she’s right or not! Horrible New Year!

Aquarius:

Sun, Venus and Jupiter cool down your emotions and feelings. You must be careful not to be too indifferent to someone who hates you.

Pisces:

You don’t know what is good for you. Let somebody else decide for you. Choose wisely.

Aries:

A month which is not at all to your taste: Excitement, passion and strength but where has your beloved boredom gone?

Taurus:

Your relation breaks up. It takes the wind out of your sails. See the positive aspect: you will learn something new about yourself.

Gemini:

Stop talking. Nobody is listening and why should they? You’ve got nothing important to tell.

Cancer:

Love is down, job is down, life is down, you are down. Anything else you need to know?

Leo:

Love is an unknown expression to you. You don’t love anybody so please don’t wonder that nobody should love you either.

Virgo:

No light is falling on you. Make the best of it: nobody is watching you, let your hair down.

Libra:

The stars hate you and yet this seems to be too mild an expression for what is going on now. Hide!

Scorpio:

All your hopes fail. Dream and reality are galaxies apart. Life can be so hard. What made you think you were an exception?

Sagittarius:

Love is boring and so are you. You must make up your mind what you want and what you don’t want.

Capricorn:

You live up to your reputation but that isn’t necessarily positive. Do you sometimes think of other people?

(Our World) Traditionally the voting for broom’s Next Best Bad Boy took place throughout December despite the trend of holding casting shows. This time the public was able to witness an underdog take the leads and win the title. Read on to learn more about the election and the chosen one.
It was a very tight decision this time. In fact broom’s head-mathematician says it has never before been so exciting. “Mr Nott won only one vote more than his closest rival,” our head-mathematician reveals. And still after counting and recounting of the votes it became clear that we have another winner: Greg Nott.
“Of course, I’m very honoured and pleased and I just want to thank anyone who has voted for me,” Greg did not say as a reaction to his newly won title. And still he will be featured in every monthly edition of your favourite magazine. Read on and find out all about his public and private life as we move along the year!
When Greg Nott was young – in fact, extremely young, he was born. However, he was not just born like any other child, you have to say he made a special appearance on a special day. Not many of us share his fate because he was born on the 29^th of February.
He was born like so many of us in St. Mungo’s. Full nine months his parents had been eagerly waiting for him. He was to be the prince of their kingdom, the salt in their soup. Unfortunately baby Greg was ugly – no not just ordinarily ugly like you and me. He, in deed, was so ugly that the nurse went blind when his mother had him. That’s at least what rumours say.

(The World) Water-proof proof was uncovered that broom faces another scandal connected to their recent choice of the Next Best Bad Boy. Eye-witnesses are talking about wilful forgery.
“At the start of the voting process, Greg only had about 21 votes,” reports one visitor of broom’s website. Greg who was rather seen as an outsider managed to catch up with all other participants and in the end happened to win one vote ahead of Fenrir Greyback.
As magical as this may seem it obviously has a simple origin: Having been so successful with their forgeries in the last couple of years broom and especially its editors Brian Cullen and Mike Flatley had grown tired of real democracy. Throughout the years they had been working against their own head of government and campaigned against almost any other leader of state.